Teeeeheeeeheee *giggles*

I got my clit hood pierced


- LF

Now now Slave, behave!

Whoa!

Where has the time gone?

We haven't posted in a MONTH AND A HALF?!

Here's what's happened...

 - I'm locked..

Yes I, Lady Fidget am owned by one Mr. Horner for eternity.. Here is my collar...

<-- There's the 'vanilla' side - The side family and friends see...
















<-- And there is the side that Mr.Horner sees...

It was made by Wyred Slave in the UK, they make some pretty epic stuff... And they're pretty awesome beans.. Along with the collar we were sent chocolate xD

- We've had... Fun

Left tied to a bed, for the use of another person... Sound good? Well it happened to me. During the past month we've met up with Mr. and Mrs. Pinchwife... On a few occasions. some great fun.. It will happen more often.. Just stay posted.

You should have drugged her first

Just a little something I found trolling... It made me laugh....

Stolen from Bondage Blog

How to punish your submissive...

First step: Catch her.
Second step: Hold on to her.
Third step: While holding on to her,try to get to your cuffs/ rope/whatever you can get your hands on.
Fourth step: Carry her to the bed/cross/whatever’s handy.
Fifth step: Stop and try to catch your breath. (while still trying to hold on to her)
Sixth step: Catch her again.
Seventh step: Threaten her with bodily harm if she don’t stand still.
Eighth step: Catch her again.
Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she don’t stop laughing.
Tenth step: Drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.
Eleventh step: Secure her wiggling body.
Twelfth step: Take a nap.
Thirteenth step: Choose your paddle/crop/flogger/what ever is handy.
Fourteenth step: Wake her up.
Fifteenth step: Gag her to stop the giggling.
Sixteenth step: Repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter.
Seventeenth step: Continue spanking till she starts to moan.
Eighteenth step: Give up. No matter what you do you know she’s enjoying the hell out of it.

My positions have been filled =D

Well that was a bit quick!

So, I’m in at work on my day off (I was given a Visit to the University I work at to organise last Friday.. Which was TWO working days before they came) and up pipes Mr. Horner on my secret at work IM…

10:54 AM

Horner: I found you a girl to do!

Very seriously

me: Who?!

Horner: Mrs. Pinchwife asked if she could

me: ORLY?

10:55AM

Horner: mhm

You interested?

me: Sorta

Horner: I'll let her know?

me: Yeah

WHOA!

That came as a shock!

It was like a second after I posted my blog… And I get not one.. BUT TWO people. Both aren’t girls *sadslaveface* But I got Mrs. Pinchwife* and her Boyfriend Mr. Pinchwife*.

I certainly didn’t expect that! Mrs. Pinchwife is an old friend of Horner’s whom he recently got in touch with after noticing her collar (after we’d been looking at them) :P and realising she’s into the same stuff as us.. She’s just a little more comfortable and experienced with it.

What has been organised (I really have no idea as Mrs. Pinchwife and Horner have organised it) is a lovely ‘borrowing’ day. Where Mr and Mrs Pinchwife will ‘kidnap’ me, take me somewhere and use me to their advantage. Mr. Horner is a sly old devil, he likes to make me feel used and like a dirty slut, so he wishes to lend me out to people, for them to use. Mind you, Mr. Horner does like his slave looked after; he has told Mrs. Pinchwife what I don’t like, and my safe words and what not. But hasn’t told her what I like… I have no idea what will happen.. All I know is that there will be toys involved.

My new ‘mistress’ is pretty cool… Mr. Horner and I had ourselves some fun taking photos for my new Mistress, some very naughty ones.. Then she returned the favour last night =D

Here's one I MMS'd to Mrs. Pinchwife that night...

I’m very excited, very wet and surprisingly not scared at all…

On a completely different note… We finalised my collar today from Wyred Slave… It’s looking sooooo cool!!! I’ll keep you posted on that one…

Oh! And Mr. Horner is back in chastity again, I’m far too soft on him, I let him take his belt off. Mainly cos he spent it on the loo… Karma, right? :P

Goodnight,

Lady Fidget

*Obvious name change to keep them secret ;)

I'm a female seeking a male or female...

Well...

I've been reading Bacon & Lettuce part deux quite religously recently, really enjoying their anecdote's about Lettuce's hotwifing. I've found it quite interesting really. Horner and I have talked about cuckholding very seriously in the past couple of weeks, it would be fun to cuckold the man, especially seeing as I've locked him up. I've had a fantasy recently of having him locked & tied up to a chair while I fuck a guy I've picked up somewhere right in front of him. Now I'm not one for fantasies. My last fantasy was sort of a 'wet dream' for me. I dreamt I was being fucked by a gorgeous blonde girl, and myself reciprocating the favour. Man I still haven't done that yet.. Another on my to do list!

This evening Horner gave me the OK to start 'hotgirlfriending' (because I'm not yet married to him!). I'm not ready to jump just straight into it like he said I could, I still need to talk to him about it more. See what's ok, what's not. I've pretty much got around my head that it's just sex, we both understand that. Horner is the only man that I have been with sexually, and I am the only woman he has been with. So this will be very interesting to be able to broaden my horizons. I may be able to bring home a few tricks fo him to be able to make me cum harder ;). It's just going to have to be a case of 'wait and see'.

I'm that excited I'm wet... And I really wish Mr. Horner was here to use me.

Just something random...

1. What is your favorite sex position?
   
   • Lady Fidget: I dunno, it depends on my mood, I go through phases, once it was doggy style.. Then I loved being on top.. Now I’m all for missionary, I like being able to hold Horner close and watch him =]
     
   • Mr. Horner: Hmmm... Probably girl on top.
     
2. What turns you on the most?
   
   • Lady Fidget: Romance
     
   • Mr. Horner: My lovely girlfriend in sexy lingerie, especially under day to day
     clothes.
     
3. What is the most number of orgasms you've had in one day?
   
   • Lady Fidget: A few… lol! I think about 8 or 9?
     
   • Mr. Horner: 3? maybe 4?
     
4. What is the most number of orgasms you've had in one "session"?
   
   • Lady Fidget: 5 =]
     
   • Mr. Horner: 3 I think.
     
5. What do you think about during sex?
   
   • Lady Fidget: Cumming? I’m into the moment, so I think about only what’s happening there and then
     
   • Mr. Horner: The here and now.
     
6. Have you ever had a threesome? Foursome? Moresome?
   • Lady Fidget: Never.. Plan to though, living where we do has its drawbacks! It’s hard to find a partner, of either variety!
     
   • Mr. Horner: No, but would love to.
     
7. How often do you masturbate?
   
   • Lady Fidget: Since being with Horner, never. But now he makes me!
     
   • Mr. Horner: Nowdays, never, unless helped by Lady Fidget
     
8. Do you like oral?
   
   • Lady Fidget: No.. Not really.. Went through a phase where I liked giving it, but I got over it! Will have to get into it again.
     
   • Mr. Horner: Um... yes. In a big way.
     
9. What's better - having sex with someone you care about or a one night stand?
   
   • Lady Fidget: Sex with someone you care about =]. But I can’t say I’ve had a one night stand
     
   • Mr. Horner: Someone I care about... no brainer.
     
10. Do you drunk text?
    
    • Lady Fidget: Nope.. Don’t get drunk enough!
      
    • Mr. Horner: I don’t text, so no.
      
11. Melted chocolate or whipped cream?
    
    • Lady Fidget: CHOCOLATE!!!
      
    • Mr. Horner: Chocolate, but I won’t argue with cream.
      
12. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
    
    • Lady Fidget: No *sadface*
      
    • Mr. Horner: Nope.
      
13. How many times a day, or how many days a week, do you like to have sex?
    
    • Lady Fidget: As often as I can!
      
    • Mr. Horner: How many would I like to? Lots more than is possible.
      
14. Have you ever made a private sex movie?
    
    • Lady Fidget: Nope
      
    • Mr. Horner: Nope... maybe down the track
      
15. Have you experimented with toys?
    
    • Lady Fidget: Yes
      
    • Mr. Horner: Yes, in a huge way. Its not an experiment anymore.
      
16. Name two people you would love to fuck right now.
    
    • Lady Fidget: lol, um.. Horner.. And a complete stranger!!
      
    • Mr. Horner: Lady Fidget, and another girl as a part of a threesome.
      
    
    

Truly locked...

Today, now comfortable in my device, handed my spare key to Lady Fidget, leaving me with a grand total of zero keys.

I don't think I've ever felt more controlled, which is a surprise, given Lady Fidget's submissive nature, and the fact I usually dominate.

I'm not 100 percent sure when I'll be out next, as Lady Fidget has decided (rather sadistically) to not set a release date, so I suppose I'm going to have to wait, wonder, and be on my best behavior. As a result of not being able to feel myself, I once again fell sissy and girly. I'm wonder if or when this will pass as I accept my chastity.

Handing over the key today was a sure fire sign I'm in for the long haul...

If we're lucky, Lady Fidget might post later telling us her thoughts on the matter.

Regards,
Mr. Horner.

Mr. Horner Out for Now...

Due to some minor chafing, and minor pinching, I decided to let my newly chaste Mr. Horner out for a spell. Seeing this as an opportunity, we decided to indulge in a little light bondage and teasing (of both parties).

I was in a slightly sadistic mood, so upon letting my little chaste partner out, I left him to stew. It seems he a little frustrated by this, so he took it out on me later by tying me down for a good teasing.

Now I've never been one for anal play, though we've dabbled with my pooper before. Mr. Horner decided to broaden my horizons by doing something to me that I'd never agree to do outside of bondage. Earlier this year I decided to invest in a set of vibrators, and there was a remote controlled bullet that we'd never found much use for. You've probably put two and two together by now, but if you hadn't, Mr. Horner decided to lube it up and.. Well... Insert it.

To my surprise (alarm?) it felt fantastic. He tells me that he can feel it while he is inside of me, which was most likely somewhat over stimulating after being locked for the first time. After some not inconsiderable teasing, I had one of the better orgasms I've ever had. It's now on my 'To Do More Often' list.

Followers might have noticed it's time for Mr. Horner to share his experience of chastity with you all. Straight from the horses mouth:

I didnt realise how bad I was chafing until I came out of the thing . I had a red raw patch in front of my balls at mouth of the tube. I couldn't feel it when I was in there, but now I'm out I suppose I'm going to have to let it heal and sand back the tube a bit.

Getting out was a relief to say the least. It made all the frustration of the last few days worth it. The first orgasm was the best in memory. Hell, even to just touch it felt really good after losing all sensation for so long.

Anyway, back to bed,
Lady Fidget.

Lady Fidget's fantasy

Some reading of other bondage blogs (in the name of research) led Lady Fidget to discover this:

"I had a rough day. I was a bit of a brat and Sir decided that he was not going to put up with that. My ankle cuffs came out and were put on and to make me stay put he added the chain. Not easy trying to walk with 1 foot of chain between the feet.

Sir poked and probed me through out the day, making sure I stayed horny, wet and wanting more. He kept me locked to the bed. He would bring me food and water when I needed it. I was his captive for the day."

Something worth trying, when (if?) I'm allowed out over the weekend. My guess is I'll be allowed to, as this is something Lady Fidget wants, and our terms were that I would be let out on her say so.

I suppose I'll just have to be good until then...

Mr. Horner.

Mr. Horner is in Chastity

If any of you know the play 'The Country Wife' by William Wycherly, you would know that Mr. Horner sleeps around. I'm lucky enough to know that my Mr. Horner wouldn't sleep around, but you never know... He could just slip up one day and accidently fall in and out, and in and out of someone else. So I have put Mr. Horner into Chastity. He actually came to me one day and said he'd try it, so off we went to choose a device. There are many out there, just have a look at TickleBerry, for example. We decided to go with the CB-6000 as it seemed to look like the best fit. It cost me about $150AUD off of eBay, including postage, and they seem to retail around that mark also. It arrived last Friday much to Mr. Horner and my surprise and after a few failed attempts Mr. Horner has finally mastered the device and has had his first day in it.

He wrote me an email after 12 hours in the device, and after his first 24 hours in the device. I shall leave you with the insightful information...

Lady Fidget

12 Hours...

Well, I've been locked for 12 hours, so I thought you might want to
hear my thoughts.

When I first put it on, the feeling of it being there kept me
constantly aware of it, and thus, constantly hard. It hurt a fair bit,
mainly tugging at the balls.

Ive mastered the art of getting it on easily, like I've told you.

No lube needed so far, although said constant tugging has taken its
toll on the back of my balls. I might put Vaseline on it when I get
home, because its stinging a fair bit when I'm hard, and irritating
when I'm not.

Peeing is interesting to say the least. I've only done it twice, and
neither has been fun. The only way to do it is to sit and take it
REALLY slow. Not looking forward to doing it again.

Psychologically, its interesting. Showering this morning I felt
downright humiliated, as well as the frustration that has become
normal now. I was shit scared someone would walk in, but no one did,
thank god. Being able to see but not touch is the most irritating
thing ever, and I'm getting constant urges to touch myself now,
annoying is an understatement. I'm really looking forward to getting
out.

There's minor comfort issues, but they're largely sorted now. The
foreskin was poking out the slot on the end, and constantly getting
pinched, but I taped it over and now I'm good.

Sleeping wasn't as bad as I thought. I went to sleep easily, but was
up once when it was hurting like a bitch, so I used the larger ring,
and a smaller spacer. I don't think I can get out, but if I can, I can
drop another spacer size. I don't think I'll be using any ring other
than the largest. The only other time I woke up was about 6am this
morning, I think because thats when the usual morning wood would have
started.

I can already begin to imagine how good getting out will be, so I'm
really looking forward to it.

Just thought I'd share my thoughts... I'll write up another lot
tonight when I hit the 24 hour mark.

24 hours...

Really beginning to hate this thing. To have an erection is one of the
single most painful things ever, especially with the middle size ring.
There's massive pressure on me just behind the balls, feels like you're
on fire until it passes, which might take maybe 5 minutes.

The flipside to this is that it's alot more comfortable when soft, due
to the extra support, as its not hanging on your balls as much as
gripping the shaft

Being uncircumcised makes life interesting. The CB-6000 has a large
pee hole on the end, which is nice when you have to rearrange yourself
in the tube with a pencil or cotton bud, but my foreskin has a
tendency to poke out and that causes all manner of irritation. The fix
I've used so far is a bit of tape over the end, which I peel off when I
need to pee or clean it out.

Cleaning is a problem I've yet to completely solve, though I think a
syringe through the vents and said pee hole should work... I'll see
tomorrow morning...

Psychologically, it's very interesting, and scary at times. I go
through stages where I feel like a sissy, and less of a man,
especially after having been forced to sit to pee. I don't know if
this will pass, or maybe we will embrace this as a form of humiliation
down the track.

No chafing yet, though I've been very careful to use paw-paw cream
under the main ring, which feels good so far.

Having a hell of a time to keep it subtle under my usual attire of
jeans and briefs, but I've been successful so far.

I'll write again at 48 hours to see how I'm coping.